Quotes Fun

  Here are some funny words of wisdom:

1. Laughing at our mistakes can prolong our own lives. Laughing at other people can shorten it.

2. What course did you take? I'll just take the wisdom

3. The road to success is filled with tempting parking lots.

4. "Some people create happiness wherever he goes, while others create happiness whenever he goes." Oscar Wilde

5. Singles don't have to be ashamed, being single doesn't mean they don't sell, but no one wants to.

6. Don't be a funny person because in the end it's just good to be friends.

7. All humans are equal before fish.

8. Money is not the most important thing in the world, but love. Luckily, I love money.

9. Different tastes in jokes are a huge stress on affection.

10. A pessimist is one who has to listen to too many optimists.

11. You can't fly with an eagle as long as you hang out with a turkey.

12. Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

13. Good advice is something someone gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

14. My purse is like an onion: opening it makes me cry.

15. Some people come into our lives and leave “imprints” on our hearts. While others, come into our lives and make us want to leave an imprint on their faces.

16. Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

17. Learning together is a moment where everything in the world is discussed except the lesson itself.

18. Learn from armpit hair, even though it is always squeezed but still strong to survive and keep growing.

19. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

20. I always arrive late at work, but I make up for it by leaving early.